{"product_id":"chomp-a-chump-chew-toy-signed-by-stormy","title":"Chomp A Chump Chew Toy Signed by Stormy","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-cel-widget=\"featurebullets_feature_div\" data-csa-c-id=\"dp1qdk-9cp8p-6esci5-jmn49p\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-asin=\"B085W1LB4B\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"featurebullets_feature_div\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"featurebullets\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-feature-name=\"featurebullets\" class=\"celwidget\" id=\"featurebullets_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-medium a-spacing-top-small\" id=\"feature-bullets\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eHILARIOUS DOG TOY- WE MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE! We make the best dog toys for people and pets looking to relieve their political stress. Whether your dog is a Republican or Democrat, Our squeaky dog toys are the perfect Christmas dog toys guaranteed to provide laughs and hours of fun for your pets. Choose what politician you will Chomp or Cherish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eChomp A Chump is not your normal puppy chew toy! These political dog toys are perfect gag gifts for any gifting occasion for pets and people. Whether its for a dog birthday gift, or sent as a joke to a friend or family member you want to get a reaction out of, pet toys don't have to be boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eFLOPPY ARMS AND LEGS FOR MAXIMUM SHAKING: Made with cotton canvas blended fabric and a plastic squeaker - your dog will have fun trying to shake some sense into these pesky politicians. Our toys are durable but not indestructible - nothing is more satisfying that watching you least favorite politician get shredded to pieces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003ePUNNY ARTWORK THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH: If you look closely you'll find funny puns and symbols that reference events and things that they are most known for. Whether it's Biden's ice cream, Trumps cell phone he used to tweet, or Bernie' glasses, each toy is packed full of funny things to make you laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSAFE AND FUN FOR PETS AND PEOPLE: We love sarcasm but we take the health and safety of you and your pet seriously. 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